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Bruins beat Aztecs “Conquistador-style” in 40-0 win

February 13, 2007

SAN DIEGO, CA–The Bruins were looking to nurse their wounds after the tough loss to Tennessee.  The 3-0 SDSU Aztecs were the unfortunate recipients of this in-state beating.  The defense got the job done, holding SDSU to 19 yards of total offense.  They had 3 sacks and 1 INT courtesy of LeBron Thomas.  LeBron picks off a passThe score was 17-0 at the half.  

Terrell Thompson exhibited some maturity in the running game, while Willis Johnson settled down, going 8-13 for 123 yards, 2 TDs and 1 INT.  Somehow he also managed 16 yards rushing and 1 rushing TD.  Of the rushing TD he said, “My arm wasn’t working so well last week, so I thought I’d give my legs a try. ”  Willis Johnson sheds a tackle

Coach Boreale has considered adding the option as a viable red-zone option.

Mario Sanford had a magical night, hitting two field goals, one for 58 yards!  After hitting the FG, Mario pulled a salami sandwich out of his shoulder pad, and a jar of Mister Mustard from the goalpost pad.  He put T.O.’s Sharpie trick to shame. 

2 comments

  1. of course it was salami, that dago bastard. Where was the gabagool? Still, I love him.

    Willis needs to find the pine, teach him a lesson.

    And I like this “conquistador” style, you should rename that as your defensive style.


  2. yukkkkkikk, shoulder pants mustve smelled bad

    I remember the Conquistadors in wrestling, I didn’t realize until my formative years that they were spanish soldiers who gave mayans a hard time and impregnated them

    my heroes



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